Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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