are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Randomize
