I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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