I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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