Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Life is so much better after having sex.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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