Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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