The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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