We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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