We're like a lot better than the average bears
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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