I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
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Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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