I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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