You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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