I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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