He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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