I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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