he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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