would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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