And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
