Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I love you. Go after that dick
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