Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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