its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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