Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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