Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
