If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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