That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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