i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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