shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
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