i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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