Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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