OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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