Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
