You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Randomize
