I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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