it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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