I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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