Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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