Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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