Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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