listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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