And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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