Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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