Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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