You're completely useless in the revolution.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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