Im at strip club and am horny
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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