Non-Jews are for practice
I smell stomach acid.
where am i from again
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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