Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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