My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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