Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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