yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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