found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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